Big Jeans
Big people have big jeans. It's a law of nature. An interesting coincidence is that the bigger a pair of jeans, the bigger the back pockets are. Imagine, if you will, a size 48 pair of jeans with the pockets from a 32. So big jeans = big pockets.
Now, big pockets means a wallet sinks further into it than "normal," thus making it harder to retrieve to pay for McDonald's. It seems, then, that obesity should be a self-defeating cycle.
Now, big pockets means a wallet sinks further into it than "normal," thus making it harder to retrieve to pay for McDonald's. It seems, then, that obesity should be a self-defeating cycle.
posted by Aditi and Jim at 8:39 PM
1 Comments:
I often find that the size of the pockets in women's jeans is not adjusted to fit the size of the posterior. in fact, many times the pocket size and placement is the same on every pair. this can be quite an issue if you think about the distance between pockets of the same size on a size 4 vs. a size 14. the idea of all things large and small is fairly relative, and what would be a large pocket on small hindquarters could easily be dwarfed by a sizable buttock.
in all seriousness, I believe that the person who takes the time to adjust the size and placement of pockets so that they are somewhat centered on each different size of ladies' jeans will be idolized by women everywhere.
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